Dear Diary

It has been quite a week for me, and quite a year, coming up on 1 year anniversary to Hole! That means that therapy began not long before that! So now I have remembered my deep dark secret, once again, and it is not a big deal. I feel like I can remember all the way back to the girl’s age, now. And I spent all the time between then and now waiting to get molested by some disgusting pervert. I had already been the ‘patient’ for this older boy from next door by then and thought it was no biggie. Whatever. So this time my memory lane earthquake put those 2 things together. I was going to look for this dude on facebook, because he was always so cute. Oh and remember how you saw Star 80 at some early point, as well, and have had a crush on Eric Roberts this whole time. And the only scary serial killer is really Ted Bundy. The boy that took my strawberry shortcakes also, at a later point on the time line, told me that I didn’t get that Pink and Pretty Barbie from ‘The Easter Bunny’, that is not any more real than Santa Claus, silly girl. Poor little girl who’s only things to find besides prince charming are a Playboy Waitress costume and a Barbie Dream House.